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Okay, the new PC ad is terrible. I have no idea why Microsoft thought a bunch of people talking with funny accents would sell more computers.

The truth is, it doesn't really matter whether or not you buy a Mac or a PC. It's all just brand-loyalty nonsense; they're both machines that run on the same hardware and they both pretty much suck. I haven't used one computer, whether Mac or PC, that really satisfied me. I know that if I buy a PC or a Mac, they're both going to eventually fail on me, fuck my shit up, and end up in a landfill over the next several years anyway. In the end, a Mac is a PC is a Mac.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=debTSV…


What the shit, Disney?! Why are you not making more stuff like this instead of fucking Bolt?! This short is amazing!

So I woke up this morning with the TV on, (I was watching Adult Swim last night while fading into oblivion) and I just flipped through the channels before I got up and I decided to watch a bit of Rachael Ray for whatever reason. Like, I can't say I've ever watched the show before, so it was about 1000 times worse than I even imagined. So she starts off making HAM AND CHEESE WAFFLES. Can you guess what the recipe is? It's just fucking waffle mix, you know, generic powder, milk, egg, oh, AND THEN YOU JUST FUCKING CUT UP HAM AND CHEESE AND PUT IT IN THE MIX. And she acted all these fucking steps out! Oh wow Rachael, look at you mix in some fucking Bisquick with milk. Holy shit!

Then John Krakakalish comes on as a guest and they play a clip from Leatherheads, which reminds me, what is the deal with this movie? Isn't it out? From a while ago? Why are they still playing clips of it on daytime talk shows? I fucking hate Rachael Ray.

So I went and visited the Suicide Girls site because I haven't in a while, and wow, it's really gone downhill. I thought they were supposed to be all about "different" beauty and empowerment and shit, but now it looks like they shop their ladies to oblivion. I guess it's okay to have shitty tattoos and bones in yo noses, but being a little chubby is just waaay too out there.

"These images are our rejection of that Barbie Doll beauty ideal whose time has ended"

From what I see, it's the same old misogynistic bullshit. I might as well pick up Playboy.

Yup, another list-ish entry. Feel free to include your own!

Billie Holliday: Her voice IS jazz, period.

Freddie Mercury: Nobody can sing rock like Freddie could. And he lights it up live... any idea how hard it is to sing like that in front of a hundred thousand people? Ridiculous.

Louis Armstrong - He's just the shit, forget about it. Easily one of the most unique voices out there. Master singer, trumpet player, and scat man.

James Brown - Soul. He has them.

Frank Sinatra - THE man for singing tunes. There's no one on this planet who can't fall for this guy.

Tom Waits - Sounds like he consumes nothing but bottle brushes and whiskey, and I LOVE IT!

Mikael Ackerfeldt (Opeth) - Probably my favorite metal vocalist. Has the best growl I've ever heard and his melodic singing is great too. Shame about Opeth kind of sucking now...

Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden) - This guy's voice knows no limits, even in front of 500,000 fanatic Brazillians.

Luciano Pavarotti - www.youtube.com/watch?v=VATmgt…

Nuff said.